"YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL! WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU HEARD ME!..."

Hello again readers. I know you are looking at the title with a puzzled look on your face & you have good reason to have that look on your face, but I too have a good reason to have it titled the way I do so just bear with me. (and yes it is a line from an AWESOME baseball movie)

I am writing this blog as a fan of the game and a Yankees HATER, so if your a Yankee fan, you can either read this post, or just go away. Which ever you choose is ok with me. SO before I start I have a joke for ya, here I go...

There was a 2nd grade teacher in NY who was talking to her students about the up and coming season, and said "Students I want you all to know I AM A YANKEES FAN! If you are Yankees fans too raise your hand!" So all but one little girl did. The teacher seeing the little girl walked over to her and said "Little Sarah, why did you not raise your hand?" The little girl smiled and said "because I AM NOT A YANKEES FAN!" The teacher now annoyed and frustrated by the girl says "Well then WHOM are you a fan of?" The girl again smiles and says "I AM A RED SOX fan!" The teacher now very upset says "WELL LITTLE SARAH WHY ARE YOU A RED SUX FAN?" the little girl rolls her eyes and smiles "Well my mom was a SOX fan my dad was a SOX fan everyone in my family are SOX's fans so I am one as well!" The teacher now very annoyed and angry says "Well you dont have to do EVERYTHING your parents do! What if your mom was a moron or your dad was a moron, then what would you be?" The little girl paused and smiled before she answered "Then Ms Brooks I WOULD BE A YANKEES FAN!"

Now that you know the joke and know I am a Sox of Red fan, I start my post.

"YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL! WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU HEARD ME!..."

This is the saying I feel EVERYTIME I see the SKANKEES play MY beloved Sox. Here are some very important reasons of why. But before I do I want to inform you readers that I am a Yankees hater because of the Red Sox selling Ruth, no my reason is deeper then a 1 player mistake. Here are my reasons.

The 1st reason is the Yankees have the highest payroll in baseball, with a player on the payroll who happens to be in my opinion a waste of baseball playing talent.

The 2nd reason is these "high-class" players have NO class.

The 3rd is the fans, the rude class-less fans.

Now the 4th and final reason is because well "THEY PLAY LIKE A BUNCH OF GIRLS!"

Now I know that may sound harsh but seriously think about it. The Yankees have the highest payroll in baseball, these guys are suppose to be the VERY BEST. Yet they act like they are better then everyone else. Now I know I said they were "suppose to be the VERY BEST." but that does not mean you go around acting better then everyone. That means you have to play with your heart, your soul and for the true love of the game.

The 2nd thing is they are suppose to be "high-class" players. Yet as I stated they have no class and I say this as a fan of the game, the ONLY Yankee that has class is Jeter, he is it and one player does not count as being a "classy" team.

The 3rd is that their fans are as classy as a bunch of sour grapes. That alone should be enough of a reason for number 3.

The final the girly comment. Seriously these guys are a bunch of "L-7 weeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's!"
I mean to be completely honest these guys are so overpaid that if they get a paper cut on a finger they get to whine and cry to the Manager and say stuff like "OH I CANT PLAY, I HURT MY FINGER! IT IS SO BAD I THINK I AM GONNA NEED TO HAVE IT FIXED!" seriously grow up you wussies. Your job is to play baseball and you cant even do that? What the heck is wrong with you? You jerks need to get a serious and brazing reality check. Get off your VERY lazy over paid butts and go play baseball. Now that, that is settled and you know why I titled it what I did go watch "the Sandlot" and when you do remember all the Yankees REALLY do play like a bunch of girls! Until next time Peace. Love. Baseball!